from-the-horses-mouthMY NOT VERY SERIOUS STARS

 Scorpio 24 Oct – 22 Nov

A very fat man may prove to be a very good addition to your circle of friends. Someone with money may try to buy your friendship but don’t sell out. Give a stranger the benefit of the doubt as this may pay dividends.

Sagittarius 23 Nov – 21 Dec

You may suffer poor physical health this month but don’t let it dampen your high spirits. A man in a dress may try to deceive you but trust your instincts. Give a bit of money to a cause you perceive to be a good one. Let down a suitor gently.

Capricorn 22 Dec – 20 Jan

Don’t go to a social function looking like mutton dressed as lamb – you are nowhere near twenty-one now and everyone can see that! Be nice to someone who has been badly hurt as you never know when you will need a shoulder to cry on. Your chocolate diet is doing you no good at all.

Aquarius 21 Jan – 19 Feb

Try and not eat all your chocolate bars at once as you are already fat enough. A good job opportunity will emerge in the second week of the month. Think about growing a moustache and having your hair permed. Consider taking any job if you are out of work.

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