AN OLD CATHOLIC JOKE FROM THE HORSE’S MOUTH

 

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Father O’Malley was driving down to Boston when he got stopped for speeding in Medford. The highway patrol officer smelled alcohol on the priest’s breath and then saw an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.

He said, “Father, have you been drinking?”

“Only water”, replied Father O’Malley.

The policeman asked, “Then how come I can smell wine?”

The priest looked at the bottle and said, “Good Lord! He’s done it again”.

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MORE FUN STARS FROM THE HORSE’S MOUTH

star signs Scorpio 24 Oct – 22 Nov

A man with a ponytail may try to sell you insurance but don’t trust him. A holiday in the sun may help you to forget your mortality for a while.

Sagittarius 23 Nov – 21 Dec

A close male friend may be desperate for a wife but tell him not to worry as he can always ‘buy’ a Thai bride. You could do to lose a few pounds.

Capricorn 22 Dec – 20 Jan

You may feel inclined to support a charity appeal which is good – but be aware that once they have your details they will plague you to death. You are a lovely person but stop letting people take advantage of you.

Aquarius 21 Jan – 19 Feb

This month is a good time to stop drinking alcohol if you are continually making a fool of yourself when drunk. A friend may let you down badly.

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MORE FUN STARS FROM THE HORSE’S MOUTH

from-the-horses-mouthNOT VERY SERIOUS STARS

Scorpio 24 Oct – 22 Nov

If you’re single, a marriage proposal may be heading your way. If you’re married, your marriage is about to enter a purple patch which you will enjoy immensely on a physical level.

Sagittarius 23 Nov – 21 Dec

This month the artistic side of your personality will come to the fore which will attract a whole new crowd of friends. A man with a briefcase will be the bearer of good news.

Capricorn 22 Dec – 20 Jan

Someone you love may take up a dangerous sport but remember it is their decision and worrying about it is a waste of time and energy. Think about changing your partner if you are bored of them.

Aquarius 21 Jan – 19 Feb

July promises to be a good month for you so it might be worth buying a lottery ticket as the planets are all in your favour. Someone who is close to you may do something which leaves you gobsmacked.

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NEW EDITION OF FROM THE HORSE’S MOUTH OUT THE FIRST OF JULY

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Relationship Talk From The Horse’s Mouth

relationshipsFALLING IN, FALLING OUT

Written by Davne A Silke

We have all got them in our lives.  We have expectations to have them and when we have them we have expectations of them! We crave them when we haven’t got the type we want or got enough of them yet when we have too many they are hard to manage.

Some you use, some use you.  Some you want and some you tolerate. Whatever your expectations of them you will have experienced ones you love and adore , some you can take or leave and others that drive you to distraction.  When they go well they’ll have you feel blessed and healthy but when they go wrong they can make you ill, break your heart and even cause your death.

Relationships!  They are the juice of our lives and are as normal as oxygen.

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LET’S HEAR FROM JAPANESE LADY LIVING IN THE UK

Japanese-FlagFUKI KUGE SPEAKS OUT ABOUT LIFE IN ENGLAND…

Please tell us a bit about yourself: My name is Fuki. This year is my twenty-first year living in Halifax or UK.

How did you come to be living in England? Once upon a time in Japan I met a man who was from Halifax. I was young, adventurous and reckless back then. When his contract was over and he was going back to his homeland I decided to go with him and to see the other side of the world. Ever since I’ve being living in Halifax.

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DRIVER INSTRUCTOR TALKS TO FROM THE HORSE’S MOUTH

shanaz1 009SHANAZ TALKS ABOUT HER LIFE AS A DRIVING INSTRUCTOR

What is your full name please? Shanaz Hussain

Hello Shanaz. Can you tell me a little bit about yourself?:  I’m a mother of four boys (Moe 27, Siby 24, Zulq 21, Adam 12)  who are all hearing and I’m a single parent. I work at Calderdale College and I’m a part-time Driving Instructor. So I have two jobs which involve teaching hearing and deaf people.

What do you do at Calderdale College?  I’m a Support Worker for deaf people.

What does being a Driving Instructor entail? I take male/female deaf or hearing students  -I’m a level 6 Communicator and I’m doing my training to be an Interpreter  although I’m taking a year out from studying from university at the moment.

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